WWYD For a Palm Pre? Third Winner
First, the obligitory Palm Pre Tattoo. Second, public craziness and risk to career. Today: Danger to life and limb intestines. Fellow Pre fanatics, meet Mike. He headed over to Brick Lane Curry House to eat the Phaal Curry - purported to be the hottest food in America - intimidating enough to scare the heck out of the stars of Adam of Man v. Food. Here, we'll let Mike tell the tale:
This is the spiciest curry known to the restaurant industry. [...] Ladies and gentlemen, this curry requires a waiver absolving the restaurant of physical or emotional damage incurred from eating it. I don't know if I have a heart condition, but I will know after eating this curry if I do, because it'll probably kick it into overdrive. The menu itself describes the curry as "more pain and sweat than flavor." [...] This curry is so deadly that the chefs need to wear rebreathers and gas masks when they make it to prevent damage to their palates. It's so potent that if they sample it, they can't cook anything for the rest of the night. The chefs are that wrecked. [...] Few people would even take a shot at the phaal curry - but I will do this, with gusto and joy, for a Pre and PreCentral.net.
Your Palm Pre is well deserved, sir. We hope your tongue and intestines have recovered. (Oh, and we eagerly await the future children your curry-addled brain caused you to offer to us).
