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Excited by event announcement, Palm pens a poem

by Derek Kessler Tue, 04 Jan 2011 5:56 pm EST

'Twas the week after Christmas, when all over Palm
All the creatures were stirring, no mouses were calm;
More smartphones are coming in two-o-one-one,
To bring more mobility to everyone;

Designers are nestled all snug in their cubes,
With visions of webOS (a series of tubes);
We've read all your tweetering (no need for ALL CAPS),
We all know that this ain't a time for no naps.
Yes, out on the blogs there has been so much chatter,
You'd think it was truly a death-or-life matter

The webOS update brings goodies like Flash,
And Just Type and stacking (and won't cost you cash).
More treats that the new year will bring unto you?
(We have heard that you're feeling they're long overdue.)

And what to your wondering eyes will appear?
Not a miniature hint now, but never you fear,
We'll have news to share with you, soon as we can,
I know what you're thinking: "Just tell us your plan!"

I'm sure that you've heard that a tablet is nigh,
And lots more phones, and ePrint, and cool apps, oh my,
"First, Palm Pre! then, Pixi! and, Pre Plus (and Pre 2)!
Next, Whatzis? or Whosit! or, Thingabob? and Yoohoo!"
(Those aren't the real names! they're not even the codes!
You'll have to wait! have to wait! the future bodes!)

But for now I'll exclaim that unless something leaks,
"Happy newness to all...in the forthcoming weeks."

Speak for yourself, but I’d love to have a Palm Whosit, even if we have to wait for February. Regardless, there’s a lot in there to make us smile, particularly the lines that essentially say, “We hear you!” There’s no confirmation of anything here, not really even much of a hint, just some poeming of the very things we’ve been discussing here.

Source: Official Palm Blog; Thanks to everybody that sent this in!

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